It just figures.

You are Paris – You are the center of attention,
but contrary to popular belief, the world does
not revolve around you. The epitome of trendy,
you are the ideal of some and the joke of
others. Though you may have unique tastes,
looks, beliefs, goals, and opinions, if you are
not careful you can still slip into mediocrity.
Chances are: none of your friends really like
you.
You are Madison Heights – So unknown and
insignificant that there isn’t even a good
picture of you on the internet, you are not
very memorable or famous in any sense. People
rarely think of you with really good or really
bad feelings, if they think of you at all. You
tend to be ignored for your more popular,
richer, and interesting neighbors, but that
doesn’t stop you from having a good time.
Chances are: you have a lot of STDs.
Oh my!Perhaps I should go see a Dr.
Need I mention Coco? I rest my case. *winks*