Look, I like computer games as much as the next guy. Between World of Warcraft and City of Heroes, I’m starting to sacrifice precious hours of sleep at night. (Anyone with a kid between the ages of two days and two years will know how precious even an extra half hour of sleep can be.) But I’m saying here and now that if I ever, ever end up needing one of these, I fully expect to come home to an intervention. In fact, I’d welcome it.
That’s right folks, it’s the “Internet Urninal.”
You’re in the middle of a frenzied fragfest when it hits: You gotta pee–bad. Whatcha gonna do? Getting up from your computer clearly isn’t an option–any 733t d00d knows the deathmatch owns the bladder.
Enter the Internet urinal, a handy-dandy portable pee device marketed specially for the PC-bound. Each contraption is made of hard plastic, comes with a “female adapter” and holds 32 ounces–a whole lotta recycled Red Bull.
“With the Internet Urinal, you’ll never have to leave your computer again,” touts a promo on ThinkGeek.
I’m just gonna come right out and say it. Folks, if you find yourself truly needing one of these, particuarly when you can see the bathroom door from your perch at the computer, it’s time to push yourself away from the keyboard, take a leak, and seriously consider a seriously extended dose of daylight.