What do you do if you’re a cute guy in Chinatown whose apartment doesn’t have water, who looks great in a speedo, and who lives near a public fountain?

As Paris Hilton would say, “That’s hot.”
What do you do if you’re a cute guy in Chinatown whose apartment doesn’t have water, who looks great in a speedo, and who lives near a public fountain?

As Paris Hilton would say, “That’s hot.”
I wonder if he was careful to keep soap out of the fountain. That can be such a nuisance.