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I know I was warned, but I was not prepared for that.
I’ve been violated.
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ROFL. if that man isn’t gay and doing camp, well… i’m from mars.
I think I’m i’m feeling woosy
Now that is fantastically hilarious. Thank you for, um, sharing. . . . And, of course, I noticed today that David is now divorcing his wife of 16 years.
I loves me some David Hasselhoff.
This little diddy will be saved in my book of favorites for anytime viewing.
I WOULD LOVE IT IF PAT THE WIERDO AND I COULD DO A DUET OF THIS SONG!
I WOULD LOVE TO OOGA HIS CHAKA!
Anyone else get turned on by this?
Ok, guilty. I clicked. Now I regret it. The images seared into my brain will never leave, if I live a hundred years. Must…return…to…own…blog….(where yes, I will probably link this too).
I think it’s a little creepy near the end when he’s singing "girl, you turn me on" and the video is on the two little girls dressed like angels. Bad editing on someone’s part.
I would like to point out that all of you are misspelling the word "Chakka", as clearly stated by the karaoke words. Don’t dishonour this incredible work of art by your thoughtless spelling!!!
😉
But I have to admit.. I am so turned on by him ^^
And you know I’m watching it too much, when the video starts to actually make SENSE. I mean, the whole representation of love as universal across all cultures and environments and such; and the whole inescapability of love despite whatever distractions you fill your life with; and the whole "handsomeness is brought out by the spirittedness of life" which is what the video is essentially about…
no, don’t YOU tell me I’m overthinking this 😉
what can I say.
His posture.
His dancing. His outstretched arms. His fish-biting.
his EYES — as in the first minute, GAWD HOW ALLURING! The way he turns around, and, and commandingly makes sensual and magnetic eye contact with /me/.. his ridiciulous propotions of sexiness only heightened by his spiritted goofiness…
and *smile*. Omg, his (David TAKE ME NOW!!) *smile*, that dashingcommandinginvitingconfidant, OH SO SEXY *hyperventalates* SMILE OF HIS omg, omg, I think I’m in love! 😉
In all seriousness, you know a man who can be as goofy as him, as unafraid to outwardly shine in his endearing personality, will probably be a most earnest and playful fella — one who’ll be glad to connect and laugh through life with you. Which is possibly why goofiness is my #1 turn on… a man who can appreciate life and find the vibrant spirit in it enough to be a bit of a fool, is definitely my type of guy… .
okay, that was probably more about me than you wanted to know.
… *clears throat* So, ron, you say he’s getting divorced, eh…?
I want my mommy.
😀
i am a big fat ugly white woman and i loved this video so much that i ended up crying all over my twinkies and chocolate cake i was mowing down at the time. i love you knightrider. do me hard on the hood of kitt you bastard!
:::sigh::: One more reason why the Germans can NOT be trusted for their artistic tastes.
yeah, i’m turned on.
is that so wrong?
It’s NOT gay to eat frozen, fat, king salmon while snowboarding.
It IS gay to fake the entire thing while singing.
"Bad editing on someone’s part."
*chuckles* Heather, your remark is so ironic. Some would say that the whole dang video is the product of an editor on crack ^^
"yeah, i’m turned on. is that so wrong?"
Ahh, the chorus of gay men since the beginning of time!
Tom, Wolverines, you, and me need to form some sort of Organization for the Promotion of Sexy Camp to educate these people unbelievers with apparently no taste. Heck, if we get enough converts, we could start our own little cult!
lol, okay, perhaps I’m trying to justify our own bad taste 😉 Be not ashamed! Have pride in who you are and what turns you on, brother!
David Hasselhoff is DREAMIE!! I could just swim in his eyes! Ooga Chakka!
😀
I doubt if this was made for american audiences. He is actually a huge pop star in Europe, not sure if its mostly Germany, but I bet this video was never made with American MTV in mind.
I can’t believe Alaska allowed him to shoot it there. I thought Alaskans had better sense than that.
OMG!
Thanks, I needed that!
But, what’s with that feather on a string?
It almost reaches his ass, is that a hint?
LOL
Peace,
=RD=
I dunno about that. I live in Germany, and have a German MTV feed. I have seen some strange crap on there- but never anything like THIS. Excuse me, I have to go wash my eyes out.
OMG – it’s like watching a car crash…you can’t turn away and you just have to watch and cringe…..*gack*
I envy deaf and blind people at this moment.
hahahahaha o man wow…i didnt know…honest!
are you fucking serious? its like a chain letter…i think I am hooked on a feeling…please make it stop.
So.
I finally see what’s wrong with the Germans.
I wonder what the point of this video was…… I believe it’s a love song and he’s flying around Alaska and what appears to be Africa. Somehow things don’t jive………….. It was histerical though. What’s with the angels???
What in gay hell was that?
I can’t believe it. It actually gets worse until the end.
Can you imagine being the one who had to put that together? I mean, sure, it’s funny the first time you watch it, but if you were editing this, you would have to watch it until your eyeballs bled. And believe me, they would. This video makes the baby jesus cry.
I kept waiting for him to hit that african guy he was jumping with.
Right now I regret that I ever purchased a computer. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go kill myself
BTW
Anyone know where I can download this fucking crap?
Kill me now … <b>please</p>
I was feeling sort of blue, yet this blog did pick my sprits up.
I think I hurt my brain… does anyone have a drill I could borrow?
Bah… I remember when BJ Thomas recorded this song originally. This version isn’t THAT bad. Besides, as a designated old fart, it’s better than a lot of stuff I hear on the radio these days.
What is with the daushunds?
I don’t know if the dogs or the girls freaked me out more.
And when he is holding the cube, does it seem like he is singing to himself? That he is the "girl"?
I’m not sure that I can ever forgive you for this…
Wow! One of my 80’s icons! Can’t believe it! It would have been better as a duet with Lee Majors. Have to now go and show this to my wife, and have it seared onto her brain as well. Thanks for the laugh.
This makes his work in the Sponge Bob Movie look like an academy award performance.
OMG….that is the scariest things I have seen in years!!!!! I need to go and scrub down with some tar soap and try to wash that memory away!!!!!
Like a moth to the flame…poof! Where’s my sign?
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well come of it i had too click lol
but good would i love a guy like him
*boggles*
It’s Heino’s NEMESIS!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
So, this is what he’s resort to? God help him. This is hilarious and oh so sad!!
Dear Germany,
This guy?
…..
Really?????
Fine, you like him? YOU KEEP HIM!
The alien is the best/worst part…oh that alien.
All I hve to say is…
OOOGAA OOAGGA CHAKAAA
Why, why, oh WHY??
*Rocking back and forth in the fetal position* "Can’t sleep, Hoff’s gonna eat me, Can’t sleep Hoff’s gonna eat me"
Hey, does anyone think paint thinner might work for washing these images of my retinas???
haha luv it
beats all the crap being produced today..
FABULOUS! Where can I get this on DVD – it will look GREAT on my 50" plasma TV.
So catchy…#…I’m hooked on a feeling……..
I feel kinda dizzy and funny
Yay! Random doxies!
Someone call the CIA quick, I need the last 5 miuntes wiped from my mind forever…
Mr. Hasslehoff keep up the good work you son-of-a-German bitch.
<< Fine, you like him? YOU KEEP HIM! >>
Dear Katie:
Ya, ve do like him, You have problem with dat?
– Germany
I can’t even begin to say how wrong this is on sooo many levels. Why did I click on this?
looks like he’s hooked on Crack too…
If he ment for that video to come out like that then he’s a mastermind genius…
But if he was serious…..then thats a sad sad world he lives in.
If only "KIT" could see him now.
I can totally hear him.
"No, no – that looks too credible. Put in some…I don’t know…fish. And a conga line. And aliens!"
"Don’t forget about that bet you lost, Mr. Hasselhoff!"
"Oh, yeah. I have to do the motorcycle thing. Fine. We’ll shoehorn that in too."
"And the producer’s wife wants her doggies in the shot somewhere."
"Great! Them too."
"And it’s ‘Bring Your Daughter to Work Day,’ so the director brought his kids. You have to use them too."
"No problem."
"And Madonna’s brother wants to know if you could do him a favor…"
"Sure. What the hell ever. But CHEAP. We have to make it look CHEAP!"
Yeah. That’s what happened. It’s the only thing that can explain it.
Mama, it hurts. Right here in my head.
Well, I did click…
I`m from Germany and I and all my buddies were huge Knight Rider Fans 20 years ago but believed me I don`t know any persons who loves or likes David H. No one knows why he WAS so popular in Germany with his freaking stupid songs.
Thanks for sharing. I really liked the part with the salmon.
You have got to be kidding…. what was that? Horrible@!!!!!
Oh my word i didnt know camp could be so camp!!! Top drawer!! dont hassle the hoff
I can say it successfully overshadowed anything that may have been bothering me before. It will be one of the last things I see before bedtime and definitely the most bizarre. Wow.
That is the best music video I have ever seen.
OMG…. I had to surf the playboy website to make sure my manhood was still intact. God help us alllllllllllllllllllll
it is my own fault for clicking when i knew full well i shouldn’t, but dear lord…
aliens? little girls dressed as angels? random puppies? bad sgi?
oh david, back when you were michael knight and i was a sweet, innocent thing we could have had something but now, now you’ve ruined what shred of dignity you might have had left…
Michael Knight…say it isn’t so…KITT blew up when this went into his sound box
Oh my god.. make it stop..! My EYES are bleeding.. MAKE IT STOPPPPPP ….!!!!!!
AARRGGHHHH!!!!!…….CANT…..SEE……ANYMORE……….NEED…..KNIFE……TO….CARVE….OUT….MINDS…….EYE!!!!!!
Please make it stop, mommy!!!!!!
Make the Bad Man go away!!!!!
LOL
that was truly horrible…. ugh…
The Hoff is simply a god!!!!!
Did someone say “Gay Watch”? And what’s with the wiener dogs? God help us.
Thanks For That !!! Now I’m going to go bleach that sound my ears, scald my eyeballs with boinling water, and see a hypnotheripist to erase the moment from my memory foreever!!! Some boxes are better left unclicked!!!!!!!!
ve haf vays of making you vant to scream and scream until your sick…
you think zis is bad, vait until ve put it on a loop zen ve vill see who is ze true master…
”help me obi wan, you’re my only hope”.
the force is strong in this one….
ok…i’m going now… gonna go hide under a stone.
Snapper on the Young and Restless….as a young girl I sooo fantasized about what he would do to me…How wrong is that?
I can’t believe I watched the WHOOOLE thing
belch
Only in Europe would this be considered serious entertainment. It’s frightening, but it’s called supply and demand.
Wow. Definitely put me in the "turned on" column. At one point, it looked like Hassie was going to fly down and take himself from behind!
Why couldn’t he have just stopped after the ‘Knight Rider’ series? That was 80’s cool. But noooo, he had to push. Speaking of Michael Knight, where the hell was KITT in the video?
Not cool.
talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel! where is Chuck Barris when you need him!
*GONG*
I really liked the video!!!
Brilliant. Inexplicable. Shambolic. Effusive.
Why? and: Thanks. I think.
im in love and hight on the felling ???????????
He’s not all there is he! Now really i think the man has had a major head accident – is he really responsible for his actions!?
Check out http://www.hoffgallery.com for more hot Hoff action…
where do the come up with this shit!?!!?
You… sick… bastards…
Need… fresh.. air…
ugh.
YOU SONOFABITCH… NOW I CAN FEEL MY NUTS!!! i think i was just givin a virtual vasectomy… uuuggghhhh.. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
ZTORM!!!
DAVID HASSELHOFF AND HIS COMING OUT VIDEO,
GO BACK TO BJ’S ON BEARS, I AM NOW STUPIDER FOR WATCHING THIS.
I swear there is something in the Book of Relevations about this.
Wizarddog.
OMG – I’ve developed FOUR cavitites in my eye teeth just watching this!
interesting that he was photoshopped in the empty landscapes, but when it came to getting in the middle of a tribal ceremony, well, he really did that.
pairing dachsunds with angels is pure genius.
I want the name of Hoffie’s accountant. You just know he got to write of an African Safari & that 2 week cruise to Alaska. Now, if a croc came up & snatched a weiner dog off the shore – that would be pure genius.
There must be some sort of back story behind this to explain this bizarre video. It seems his wife of 16 years is leaving him or has left. I think this video is a love letter to his wife, with all the images having some significance in their lives together. The safari dancing footage must be from when they went to Africa on vacation together. The weiner dogs, the dancing bear, the alien, the motorcycle must all have some private significance between them. I’ve never been a Hasselhoff fan and I’m still not, and this is a really strange and hilarious video, but after viewing it a few times and thinking about it, I’m warming up to the guy a little. I think he must know that it all seems completely goofy to the rest of the world and he doesn’t really care. Maybe that’s the whole point.
I have just realised, I am gay!!!
i cant breathe right now. thats how fucked up that was. lol.
I ‘m also "hooked on a feeling" its of nausea and disgust
He needs to take his shirt off if I’m to take him seriously.
If you love the Hasselhoff:
http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2005/01/prepare_to_lose_your_mind.php
I actually like this song! It is upbeat and the silliness of the video puts a smile on my face. More importantly, it makes my 17-mth old smile and drink her milk when she is cranky. 🙂 GO DAVID, GO!
WOW! I’m really at a loss for words…that was TORTURE!!!! maybe if he was naked and you shut off the volume…it wouldn’t be so bad!!!!
Please God, don’t let this become a hit!
I feel violated ;-(
That was utterly brilliant! I can’t decide if it’s the best or worst thing I’ve ever seen!
This kind of evil makes Satan look like a HelloKitty bedspread.
QUICK! Destroy this weapon of mass insanity before the terrorists get ahold of it!! (Let’s just be glad there was no internet during the holocaust. Oi vey!)
what the hell, i’m only 15 and now i’ve got the shit scared out of me y david hasselhoff. lol
Brilliant. Beautiful. Revolutionary. I’m now going to hassle myself hoff in the shower.
Horrible, absolutely horrible. The level of cheese this video piles up to is staggering. I can’t imagine David H reviewing this work in the studio and saying, "I like it, let’s go with it."
In a fight to the death, I struggle whether his mystical powers would be a match for the all powerful bear of Chuck Norris. This would be a close match. The suave dance moves and endless cheese power of Hasslehoff vs. the secretive beard power of Norris. I think that while the battle would be close, Norris would roundhouse that fish right out of David’s mouth.
This is unbelieveable.
Unfassbar. Das kann der nicht ernst meinen!?
The money spent on that video could of gone to more important things, like cherity.
If I were to speak to him right now i’d say "Don’t quit your day job!!!"
DAVID HASSELHOFF…..SHITDICK!!! First, came the chicken fucker video now this. No wonder we can’t trust the germans
Yeah, I’m hooked on a feeling also, and it’s called suicide after watching that video! I don’t think I can do enough drugs or drink enough alcohol to erase what I’ve just seen. Going through my Cancer surgery and 6 months of Chemotherapy was easier than watching that crap!
He still looks good! I would still do him, lets just hope he wouldn’ t perform as bad as in the video!
wtf??? omg did someone pay him to do this??? like this guy looks like a fool lmao.. does he kno that he does???
and I thought that david hasselhoff in jekyll and hyde was bad…..*sigh* he just gets worse and worse…
o.o its like a car crash, you watch, and can’t turn away, even though its so awefull o.o
I’m speechless…I don’t know what else to say about it… This makes Paris Hilton seem worthy of respect.
He would be sell out dates in Las Vegas.
Has caused anal leakage.
Oh….My F#*%ing GOD.
I wish I could fly with the Birds and the angels like that!
Oh …….. Wait. I CAN! I just gotta go smoke a bowl first
i didnt know he did horror flicks
ok, i feel sorry for the dude but i think this is some sort of a joke right? some kind of MADtv funny videos right. please don’t tell me he was for real, please don’t tell me that.
Wow, I absolutely love David! When I was younger I use to have pictures of him when he played Micheal on Night Rider in my bedroom. He was hot then and is hot now. Live your dream David…..live your dream. Because I know you’re living in mine.
Todd Kiddoo
It’s all about the Drugs..!!! shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy..DRUG’s..
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Ooga Chaka = Homosexual in many costumes. or…Sore bottom(from being homosexual)
I am so in love with the Hoff. David is the man!! I miss Baywatch so much. I don’t get to see that hairy chest running across the beach anymore!!
horribly fascinating……like maggots writhing in garbage