How Much of a Slut Are You?

According to Slut-o-Meter, I’m so not a slut that I come in around -43.13% slut. Which, according to Slut-o-meter, means:

The only way this horse’s ass can get laid is to sexually harass women.

Um. yeah. I have much better luck sexually harassing men. (Not that I would sexually harass anyone unless explicitly invited to do so, which kinda make it not harassment.) When I have a minute I’ll probably spend some time looking up the ratings for some people I’m curious about.

Here’s how it works:

Slut-o-meter evaluates the promiscuity of the subject you enter by comparing the number of Google search results with and without “safe-search” enabled. A complete slut would return unsafe results and no safe results. Alternatively, a clean name should produce the same number of safe and unsafe results. The “promiscuity” percentage we give you is calculated as follows:

Anyway, a few people who know me well might disagree with that number, but I’ll accept it just in case buttresses my that becoming a parent means I have no past anymore.

So, how much of a slut are you?

Via Michael (6.29% slut).