Archive for the 'Tests and Quizes' Category

A Very Brady Meme

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

You Are Greg Brady

Outta sight! Suave and all American, you tend to be clean cut and upstanding. You’re friendly with most people and a huge flirt (sometimes even with family members!).

What Brady Are You?
Well, maybe. But if you ask me this quiz gets it all wrong. I never wanted to be Greg. I […]

A Plus

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

Whatever issues I may have with algebra, I totally rock at 8th grade math!

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Via BattlePanda.

I’m a Soul Man

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

You Are a Visionary Soul

You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are […]

Brokeback Heart Attack

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

This is funny. 

Strong willed Baptist Pastors across this Christian nation have been keeping mum regarding their concerns about the popularity of the new pro-sodomite film, “Brokeback Mountain.” There is an unspoken edict among conservative religious leaders to keep silent their opinions about the film, in hopes to quell the onslaught of misguided popularity that usually […]

Find the Fundie

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Too busy with work to do much blogging today, but I did come across this funny little quiz that asks you to decide which well known fundamentalist made which outrageous statement, including:
The government is committed to supporting God’s religion, the country remains a strong bulwark for religion, and the people are among the most […]

Naughty Boy

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

Apparently, that’s what I am. Lazy and lustful (in my heart, like Jimmy Carter).

Greed:
Very Low

Gluttony:
Medium

Wrath:
Low

Sloth:
High

Envy:
Low

Lust:
Medium

Pride:
Very Low

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
Via Rachel.

Feminine

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005

No big surprise, but I gotta wonder about these test results. I mean, I’ve never claimed to be the epitome of masculinity, but I can’t help thinking these results are somewhat bogus. At least a little. Maybe?

Most Emailed: Introverts

Sunday, November 6th, 2005

Via Kevin Drum comes news from Althouse that the most emailed article at the the Atlantic Monthly magazine this week is Jonathan Rauch’s essay “Caring for Your Introvert.” I’ve written about Rauch’s essay before, and I find it amusing that it would make anybody’s “most emailed” list. Maybe there are more of us out there […]

Wanna Date Me?

Saturday, November 5th, 2005

Well, I’m not available. But here’s an idea of what I might be like to date, in care you’re interested.

I’m a PoMo Ho

Saturday, October 29th, 2005

You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the
postmodernists, you collect avant-garde
Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal
articles for breakfast. You positively live
for theory. It really doesn’t matter what
kind, as long as the words are big and the
paragraph breaks few and far between.
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
brought to you […]

The Political Test

Saturday, September 24th, 2005

Todd took this political test at OkCupid, and I thought I’d give it a try to see if what it came up with. The results were as follows.

You are a Social Liberal (78% permissive) and an… Economic Liberal (11% permissive) You are best described […]

I’m Not a Boy

Monday, September 19th, 2005

I should have known better than to take this quiz after I saw the title. But I couldn’t resist, and I swear I was 100% honest in all my answers.

You Are 10% Boyish and 90% Girlish

Even if you’re not a girl, you’re very feminine.
You’re in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.
A bit […]

How Machiavellian of Me

Sunday, September 18th, 2005

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You’re not going to mow over everyone to get ahead…
But you’re also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it’s an ugly place.
You just don’t get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?
Sounds about right, I think.

39% Hippie

Sunday, July 17th, 2005

I am 39% Hippie.
I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.
Take theHippie Test@ FualiDotCom

For the record, I have […]

Cog in the Wheel

Saturday, July 16th, 2005

Well, after seeing it in a few different places, I went and took the MIT Weblog Survey. I am now a part of science, a statistic, a cog in the wheel, etc. Anyway, I finally did it. And if I can do it — seeing as how I don’t usually go in for all that […]


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